SpamWarrior's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Daily2oon07092005]

THOSE OF YOU WITH CLOCK IN YOUR NAME BRING SHAME

TO THE NAME OF CLOCK. THE CLOCKS ARE FUNNY, AND DONT WRITE HEARTLESS, UTTER SHITE SUCH AS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE TOOK THE PISS OUT OF 9/11?
THE ONLY LAUGH WAS FROM ROYMASTER, the rest was not at all good. Astro puff, that seems promising, finish it.
Roymaster, do bits and bobs for flash sites.
Tear clock, i'm sure you put some effort into it, as there was a lot of movement and colour, but what it expresses i fail to see, apart from sheer anger, with no context.

And Mr Simon, if you ever have the misfortune to meet me in real life.....

[About mass voting]

Come on now, you are full of crap (you lie)

Nice music, shame there wasnt better content to match the song.
Not that you're trying to goad people into giving "you suck" reviews so that they get banned, or anything....

Mass voting, who needs proxies. With "119" (a made up number of you) you can down vote everyone else and vote your own shit up. You know it, i know it, and this was a flash to fool the general public.

I have been to your page, i have seen the forum posts saying "come on, zero this" and "5 my new work"

Sad pathetic liars. - That is mass voting. This was proven by you saying that the single frame "flash" passed judgement, due to YOUR influence. You are sheep, following someone who is laughing with you or at you, but they couldnt get their laughs without you.

Wow, Ozcar has friends in the syndicate. I hope that makes you feel special. You are all a bunch of kids that got bullied in the playground and now prefer to sit inside, put no effort into either your songs or your flash.

At least the clock crew had style, and some irony, whereas all i see of the star syndicates work is people seeking fame through controversial material, like that awful "daily toon" that took the piss out of the london bombings. Maybe a crew did use 9/11 to take the piss out of goths the same way you did emos, but i havent seen one. You are unfunny, tho i'm sure you probably have some good artists amongst you, you submit utter shite so far as i have seen.

Btw, the clock crew PWNS you, you could learn a lot from there sense of humour and style. Unless you are the clock crew disguised as lesser talented artists...... Put more effort into your work, try make something beautiful as opposed to something thats just shocking and tries to be funny.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

119 wasn't a made up number. It was the number of board members when I made the movie. I wasn't trying to fool anyone. And sure, people say 5 my new work. But have you found that done with a single dailytoon? Not at all! I never found it necessary, which really made the mass voting comments unfair. This series was perfectly legitimate, and many people (including yourself) fail to realize this. As for that one frame movie, it takes 200 votes for such a movie to pass judgement. Not only that, it was at a time when everybody was watching everything the SS does. That movie passing, though predictable, was a miracle. And, of course, it proved my point.

As for the clock crew being better than us, I find it funny that a lot of older clock crew members find their way to the SS. The newer people (the ones that generate crap) seem to enjoy the CC.

Oh btw, did you see our members' front page movies? Or do you just hold your opinion on us based on our intentionally crappy movies?

You're such a tool.

[Where do clams come from]

Beautiful

Brilliant animation, original style, synchronicity of sound and picture was great, and appropriate. Great subtext. Cant say more really.

[Stairway To Heaven]

Its fantastically done.....

But i dont get it, no coherence to the story line. Thats probably part of your style, but you can all animate so well, some of you fantastically. Please let the fans at newgrounds know when you hit the big time, as most of us'll be indoors :P

[Perfect Kirby 1.1]

Good work, need to work on the sound though

As i say good work, the sound is too fuzzy in places, and the pacing needs sorting a little, it drags in places. Good sounds, stylish, sort the sound and all will be good i think :)

[South Side:Metallica Suck]

The problem with metallica, is that

they have become greedy old men...

What happened to metallicas attitude? Who kidnapped the crazy brilliant musicians with the fuck you attitude we used to love, and replaced them with decent musicians who make slipknot style bullshit. If you cannot see the change in them, you are a zealot who wants to bumsex metallica. They arent metal any more, they just love their money. If they were truly metal, with the money they have now they wouldnt give a shit about people downloading some tracks. They arent metal anymore, they are money.

Anyway, about the flash. It was quite well made, though sometimes the voices didnt fit with the appropriate emotion, unless you were going for irony. I noticed a few scooby-doo tree style loops, but fair enough. Well done for writing this flash, if its been said before i've not seen it.

[AFX]

Heh, I like Aphex too

I know you probably made this for a solitary buzz. I give you a decent review cos i like your taste in music, but the video is actually rubbish. I was hoping you made a video to 5/4 cymru beats until i saw the file size. A terrible thing. Please make a vid in the style of go plastic or something by squarepusher, in the meantime i'm gonna have to give you a crap score.