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Daily2oon07092005 Daily2oon07092005

Rated 0 / 5 stars


THE ONLY LAUGH WAS FROM ROYMASTER, the rest was not at all good. Astro puff, that seems promising, finish it.
Roymaster, do bits and bobs for flash sites.
Tear clock, i'm sure you put some effort into it, as there was a lot of movement and colour, but what it expresses i fail to see, apart from sheer anger, with no context.

And Mr Simon, if you ever have the misfortune to meet me in real life.....

About mass voting About mass voting

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Come on now, you are full of crap (you lie)

Nice music, shame there wasnt better content to match the song.
Not that you're trying to goad people into giving "you suck" reviews so that they get banned, or anything....

Mass voting, who needs proxies. With "119" (a made up number of you) you can down vote everyone else and vote your own shit up. You know it, i know it, and this was a flash to fool the general public.

I have been to your page, i have seen the forum posts saying "come on, zero this" and "5 my new work"

Sad pathetic liars. - That is mass voting. This was proven by you saying that the single frame "flash" passed judgement, due to YOUR influence. You are sheep, following someone who is laughing with you or at you, but they couldnt get their laughs without you.

Wow, Ozcar has friends in the syndicate. I hope that makes you feel special. You are all a bunch of kids that got bullied in the playground and now prefer to sit inside, put no effort into either your songs or your flash.

At least the clock crew had style, and some irony, whereas all i see of the star syndicates work is people seeking fame through controversial material, like that awful "daily toon" that took the piss out of the london bombings. Maybe a crew did use 9/11 to take the piss out of goths the same way you did emos, but i havent seen one. You are unfunny, tho i'm sure you probably have some good artists amongst you, you submit utter shite so far as i have seen.

Btw, the clock crew PWNS you, you could learn a lot from there sense of humour and style. Unless you are the clock crew disguised as lesser talented artists...... Put more effort into your work, try make something beautiful as opposed to something thats just shocking and tries to be funny.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

119 wasn't a made up number. It was the number of board members when I made the movie. I wasn't trying to fool anyone. And sure, people say 5 my new work. But have you found that done with a single dailytoon? Not at all! I never found it necessary, which really made the mass voting comments unfair. This series was perfectly legitimate, and many people (including yourself) fail to realize this. As for that one frame movie, it takes 200 votes for such a movie to pass judgement. Not only that, it was at a time when everybody was watching everything the SS does. That movie passing, though predictable, was a miracle. And, of course, it proved my point.

As for the clock crew being better than us, I find it funny that a lot of older clock crew members find their way to the SS. The newer people (the ones that generate crap) seem to enjoy the CC.

Oh btw, did you see our members' front page movies? Or do you just hold your opinion on us based on our intentionally crappy movies?

You're such a tool.

Where do clams come from Where do clams come from

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Brilliant animation, original style, synchronicity of sound and picture was great, and appropriate. Great subtext. Cant say more really.

Recent Game Reviews

Clock Tournament Clock Tournament

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I like this.

My only issue is, why the hell does the opposing team nearly always spawn invincible, flying above me.

why the hell can i do that!?

good game tho, tho i wish i knew why my character couldnt jump like the others, nor fly like the other team could.

Capt. Low-Rez: Blastopod Capt. Low-Rez: Blastopod

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i pummelled my keyboard so hard it stopped working

Brilliant game. I like the idea of the shield being a weapon. When i got up to the bees my weapons stopped working, are they mean to? Oh well if so, nice twist. I got pwned. I will finish it one day though. Its strange in this time of failed expectations that come from good graphics to find the opposite :) This is nicely done retro stylee, and i like it.

Recent Audio Reviews

Zero Gravity -ac- (1m58s) Zero Gravity -ac- (1m58s)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


reese is damn good, i've been tryin to make a sound like that for time, its on a par with the one counterstrike used in maniac.

imo needs more wobbles on the bassline, but either way its a nice piece of work.

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-=LJC=- Pureed Guitar strings -=LJC=- Pureed Guitar strings

Rated 5 / 5 stars


i got told to come back to ng just to see what you were up to, and you're making niiiiiice stuff.

is that live guitar playing, samples, synth? its so high quality that i just cant tell.

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LJCoffee responds:

told to come back to see what I'm up to? Who told you that?

The guitary bits are a combination of samples and syntheses. It's all being processed and mashed in Reaktor.

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Piece of Poop--_-- Piece of Poop--_--

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Lol, its pretty bad, specially by your standards, but mines STILL far worse.

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